The frontrunners look happy, smiling, confident (um, except Thompson). The others...well, take a look:
*Al Gore and Newt Gingrich are depicted in black & white, because as everyone knows, no color photographs exist of either man. It's true: these gentlemen refuse to be photographed except in daguerreotype form.
*Mitt Romney looks like he always does, but I finally figured out who he reminds me of:
Mitt Romney and Christopher Lee as "Dracula" - separated at birth. Open question as to which undead bloodsucker is worse.
*John McCain looks like the guy who just realized he locked his keys in the car:
*Poor Ron Paul looks like a substitute teacher lecturing a group of very bored high schoolers. Not cool, CNN. Not cool at all. On the other hand, kudos for finding one of the few known photos of Sam Brownback not squinting. That couldn't have been easy.
*Finally, the coup de grĂ¢ce: Duncan Hunter. Now, I'm no fan of Congressman Hunter, but even I wouldn't have picked this picture:
I mean, geez...the guy looks like the victim of a UFIA:
Maybe, instead of some CNN/media conspiracy, the candidates just aren't very photogenic. Who knows? But it seems the MSM is a little too eager to fast-forward to the "inevitable" showdown between Establishment darlings Hillary and Rudy.
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With all of the crap CNN pulls these days - I'd like to see what photo they use of Larry King - I wonder if it's even possible to find an old enough photograph to compare him to?!
Looking forward to seeing you on Thursday for lunch!
Lunch? I want lunch!
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