Thursday, April 13, 2006

Sometimes the Headlines Just Write Themselves

ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat
BY CAROLINE ERVIN
Published , April 12, 2006, 06:00:01 AM EDT

ATF agents are always on alert for anything suspicious — including ninjas.

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents, on campus Tuesday for Project Safe Neighborhoods training, detained a “suspicious individual” near the Georgia Center, University Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained.

After being held in investigative detention, he was found to have violated no criminal laws and was not arrested.



Jeremiah Ransom unwittingly serves as a metaphor for the true nature of the relationship between the ATF and American citizens.


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Ransom was wearing black sweatpants and an athletic T-shirt with one red bandanna covering the bottom half of his face and another covering the top of his head, Williamson said.

“Seeing someone with something across the face, from a federal standpoint — that’s not right,” McLemore said, explaining why agents believed something to be amiss.


Normally, this is where I would add snarky, outraged commentary. Is it even necessary in this case?


(h/t to
deadspin)

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