The powers that be in this country say that "the terrists hate us for our freedom," so just to be safe, they've decided to do away with both:
ALEXANDRIA, Va. (NEWS CENTER) -- You're not supposed to call them "Beer" popsicles, but government regulators say that's what they are. Now, their investigators are trying to stop an Alexandria restaurant and bar from introducing the adult treats to their patrons.
Chef Frank Morales makes the popsicles by cooking the beer with bits of fruit and a liquid that he calls his secret ingredient.
"It's meant to be refreshing," he says, "It's not meant to be intoxicating."
One restaurant-goer says, "I think it's a great idea! It's refreshing and tasty. You can't go wrong with it."
But Alexandria's Alcoholic Beverage Control regulators say there's plenty wrong. They say beer popsicles are illegal because beer must be served directly from its original container or right from the tap. [READ MORE]
Next in the regulators' crosshairs: beer-battered shrimp. The proprietor of this site may need to go into hiding.
[h/t to FARK]