Monday, October 17, 2005

When Indigestion Comes Along, You Must Whip It:


Larry said...

Crack that whip
Give the indigestion the slip
Step on a (butt) crack
Break your momma's back

When a belly pain comes along
You must whip it
Before the reflux lasts too long
You must whip it
When something down below's going wrong
You must whip it

now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get your intestines straight
go to the bathroom
move those bowels
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

When a good taco turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets their way
Until they whip it

I say whip it
Whip it good

J Ballot said...


Sweet Jebus, man, you owe me a new keyboard because I sprayed my drink all over it (I think some may have even come out my nose)!!!

I'm re-reading your inspired parody, and I'm thinking, now that's good. I know you're busy with work and a newborn daughter and all, but tell me again why you don't maintain your own blog???


p.s. A good taco always turns around...

Anonymous said...

no joking -- this entry (along with picture should be submitted to Pepto for an inspired ad campaign ---